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Freedom is Preserved! Jury Duty Completed!

OK. now that I am released from the confidentiality charge… In a nutshell, the plaintiff opened the door on a transformer energized with 14,400 volts of electricity. he did not have on his protective rubber gloves and had not placed a protective rubber blanket over the “hot” portions of the transformer. Because he had broken [...]

Jury Duty – Oh! The Drama!

In which the plaintiff’s attorney gets rowdy. Prevented by law from discussing the specifics… Let me give you a hypothetical situation: If a baseball catcher decides to play without a facemask and pads, whose fault is it if he gets hurt by a pitch? If you are the plaitiff… you sue the pitcher of course. [...]

All the fun you can stand on Jury Duty

The Judge attmpted to make light of our choosing, instructing the 40 person panel of prospective jurors to: “Hold their applause until all twelve winners’ names had been called out.” That was about as good as it got. We have noticed that trials are very similar to weddings. There is the plaintif’s side and the [...]

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