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Airlines to Charge $45.00 Volcano Eruption Fee

Image via Wikipedia Airlines are rushing to implement their newest “revenue enhancement,” a $45.00 Volcano Flight Interruption Fee. A spokesman claimed, “We see this as a benefit for our travelers. This way only the passengers who wish to continue their trip will have to pay for it. Some travelers may decide to seek alternate transportation [...]

Make Bing! It Bing! Stop Bing!

All Binged! out. It is almost impossible… BING! Make the impossible posible with the all new… to read… BING! Read the new novel from… a web page these days without… Bing! No need to go without! Call… a window… BING! New windows and doors from… popping… BING! Try new InstaPop Popcorn it’s gooooood! open. BING! [...]

Call Me

If you immediately thought of the Giogio Moroder song popularized by Blondie on the soundtrack to American Gigolo… that was 29 years ago! You need to get out more. I want to talk about voicemail. And how bad messages drive me crazy. The scenario goes like this: Phone rings. I can’t answer in time, but [...]

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