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If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Grandmother

Georgian granny disconnects Armenian internet Beware copper-scavenging septuagenarians By Lester Haines • A Georgian granny faces a possible three years in jail after a copper-scavenging expedition ended in Armenia’s disconnection from the internet. While hoping to pick up some valuable booty in the village of Ksani on 28 March, the 75-year-old damaged fibre-optic cables owned [...]

Everything We Own Will Be Sold In A Garage Sale Someday

From MSNBC: Madoff’s personal effects to be auctioned More than 400 of Bernard Madoff’s possessions are heading for the auction block in New York City. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39755808/from/toolbar He also has a pretty nice yacht, if anyone is interested.

Airlines to Charge $45.00 Volcano Eruption Fee

Image via Wikipedia Airlines are rushing to implement their newest “revenue enhancement,” a $45.00 Volcano Flight Interruption Fee. A spokesman claimed, “We see this as a benefit for our travelers. This way only the passengers who wish to continue their trip will have to pay for it. Some travelers may decide to seek alternate transportation [...]

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