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Texas Best Lawyers 2009 – Hmmmmm

I don’t know about you, but I am suspicious of ranking any group whose JOB is to find loopholes. Woodward/White, Inc. publish this list and have a trademark on “Best Lawyers.” This reminds me of Hallmark Cards, who created Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and Grandparent’s Day. (I’m sure their lawyers are kicking themselves they didn’t [...]

Cognomen Label Sobriquet

They all mean the same thing: Label. (But aren’t those cool words? Cognomen. Sobriquet. I could be a real word snob. Why don’t we use more words like these?) There is a classic Saturday Night Live bit where Chevy Chase will mutter insults under his breath while talking with or about someone else. “I would like [...]

Freedom is Preserved! Jury Duty Completed!

OK. now that I am released from the confidentiality charge… In a nutshell, the plaintiff opened the door on a transformer energized with 14,400 volts of electricity. he did not have on his protective rubber gloves and had not placed a protective rubber blanket over the “hot” portions of the transformer. Because he had broken [...]

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