Comments on: Call Me

By: DanBrantley

DanBrantley — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:48:42 +0000

Jen – “Cool Hand Luke” springs to mind “What we have here, is a failure to communicate.”

Ellen – The incredibly fast phone number is closely followed by the seven minute message with the phone number at the very end.

Askcherlock – I can’t believe I forgot that one. I also love the call back, immediately goes to VM you start to leave a message and someone beeps in on call waiting, and it’s the person you called, so you talk to them and a couple of minutes after you hang up you get a call, and it’s their voicemail calling back asking if you want to save this now ten minute mesage.

JJ – My wife calls me retarded too. I ignore it, because she gives me sex.

By: JJ Kennedy

JJ Kennedy — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:55:45 +0000

Bwahahah! I agree with askcherlock. Everytime I barely miss the call, I call immediatly back, no answer.

How does this happen? Some paralell time vortex?

I then actually yell at the phone…”"WHERE DID YOU GO! YOU JUST CALLED ME.”

My wife then laughs at me, and calls me retarded.

I am then too frustrated to leave a message on THEIR phone, so I hang up.

Process repeats again on their end.

By: askcherlock

askcherlock — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 05:47:27 +0000

The cell phone rings. I’m too many steps away from it to pick up quickly. Get to the phone. No message. Call back the number. No answer. Where did they go? What did they want? I don’t need so many questions in my mind.

By: Ellen Mrja

Ellen Mrja — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:49:24 +0000

My favorite, Dan, is when someone leaves me a message that ends with the following: “Sopleasegivemeacallbackat 612-7-flumpfen-8,4*gargle*4,2 OK?thanksbye.”

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:17:04 +0000

I used to work for a guy who used the “page this person” feature. The problem was I had no idea what it meant when the page came in on my cell. I’d ignore the page because I was clueless to what it meant. After he finally LEFT A MESSAGE in frustration was I able to call him back and suggest that if he really want to talk to me he leave a detailed message. He fired me eventually. Something about not being available to him.